The cob is finished. Its options are not.

Stock, compost, craft, or trash? Report the condition of your former dinner and receive a responsible next assignment—because a cob deserves due process even after the butter is gone.

Form COB-11 · Final disposition

What condition is your cob in?

Choose the closest description. The Office of Post-Meal Cob Affairs will issue a practical, sourced recommendation with only as much ceremony as the matter deserves.

Awaiting cob testimony.

Select a condition to receive an official disposition.